Always a good day.

Best news I've heard all year.

Nightmares and daydreams.

Close the portal with the slot machine to prevent a zombie invasion.

And keep them on.

The best part? She doesn't exist.

Don't worry. I'll be fine.

I love polyrhythms more than I love God.

Panic switch? Try a sleep toggle.

Downloading messages into my dreams.

Calm down, it's only a secret.

Don't forget the toaster.

Focused on the money.

You're Welcome.

Time traveling to the end of the week.

Anti-gravity technology.

Zero gravity cheat codes.

Retrofitting online personalities for commercial purposes.

Family and friends fight over seeds and deeds.

My conscious conditions are contagious.

My favorite trick is the crooked grind.